gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
I keep my knitting needles under my bed where I can reach them easily so if somebody broke into my house I could stab them in the eye then whilst they’re blinded, kick the shit out of them. That’s the plan. Everyone should have a pair in their room.